Are you curious about how to achieve a zero hour work week? Those of us aspiring to retire early are sometimes characterized as “cheap”, “tightwads”, and even flat-out crazy. If you’re familiar with the Four-hour Work Week, what would you say to a ZERO hour work week instead? Abandoned Cubicle readers, buckle up!
Read on to learn about my plan to escape the rat race before turning 50. In fairness, there’ll still be work in my retirement years. But I can guarantee there will be zero cubicle work hours!
Let me start by acknowledging that having a job in a cubicle is far from the worst experience. I’m fortunate. Life is good in the frigid wastes of the Upper Midwest. The pay is good and the people I get to work with are pretty darn great.
I’ve been laid off once before, right after 9/11. I can tell you, the security of a cubicle job is something you cling to after being let go in a free-falling economy.
That said, I’ve found that I’d rather be doing about 3,000 different things besides plugging away in an office all day. Being outdoors, working on house projects (my own home or the four rental properties we keep), being with my family, all come to mind.
Family time is so much better when it’s not squeezed among the many obligations of a household. Saturday and Sunday go by far too quickly.
Cubicle life in Corporate America is stressful. Some folks can manage stress better than others. I hold my own, but I know enough at this stage of the game to recognize the physical and mental impact of high-tension, crazy hours, and uninformed managers. We take work home with us every night, and we sometimes can’t help but stew on things we shouldn’t stew about.
I think it wasn’t until I got to my late 30s before I stopped dreading Monday morning on a Sunday. Nothing like being a fitful bag of anxiety on one of two precious days off…
Need a Good Reason to Retire Early?
Try regret-avoidance. I’m that head-in-the-clouds person who’s overly analytical, always trying to visualize the future. I’ll often wonder, “what might I regret when I’m older?” With early retirement, I can avoid regretting working too much.
We get one, short crack at this life. Financial Freedom and Early Retirement are synonymous. I intend to work after my cubicle life is over, but it’ll be work that I enjoy, at the frequency of my choosing.
The Zero Hour Work Week Philosophy
When it comes to spending, saving, and making money, I’d say I fall into most statistical norms. Having followed the Pied Piper as a spender and mediocre saver, I’ve had a few bad habits to overcome.
Buy a house? Check. Go on fancy vacations? Check. Eat out a lot and happy hours? Check. New car every 5 to 10 years? Check. Cable TV and unnecessary (but oh so fun) blow-the-roof-off-your-house sound system? Check. and Check.
Eventually, all that crap doesn’t matter anymore, especially when you get laid off. I read Tim Ferriss’s The Four-Hour Workweek soon after it was published. That book lit a spark. The idea that one could travel the world and take on many different challenges and skills, all while making gobs of cash from a business that ran itself… well, sign me up!
Trouble was, unlike Mr. Ferriss, I struggled with conceptualizing a business that would create a never-ending revenue stream. A lot of very smart and diligent, hard-working people HAVE figured out the formula. Maybe I was too focused on my budding golf game at the time.
Born Again into the Church of Early Retirement
Fast-forward to 2013 and baby twins enter the picture. All of a sudden, life gets seriously hectic, joyful, and tiring. In late 2014, I stumbled upon Mr. Money Mustache. He’s the Elvis of Early Retirement (his sideburns alone give it away…)
My Newfound Mustachian Focus:
- Pay off debts! Student loans combined with a car loan. $100K. Time to slay those.
- Save at least 70% of our income year over year, and sock it away into the 401K and add a few more rental homes. Hovering around 67% as of Nov. 2017.
- Get RUTHLESS with our household expenses! Stop blowing money on dry cleaning home-delivery. Axe cable. Killing the Keurig habit. And tame the dining-out non-sense. Tracking our spending like hawks. Fight the urge to budget for discretionary spending.
- Be an awesome worker bee. And be an awesome landlord. You’ve got to work hard and work smart. Own your EQ and figure out how to delight the pants off your clients at work. Be a home-run hitter.
- HUSTLE. Develop alternative streams of income outside of the cube, to accelerate your plan. We even got into vacation rentals using Airbnb and VRBO just last year. It’s work, but it’s profitable!
- Decide that enough is enough. We have a small house and the kids share a bedroom. You know what? It WORKS. Had we plunged our credit into a larger house, we’d be heading in the wrong direction.
- Get healthy and stay healthy. It’s not impossible to achieve financial freedom as a couch-potato, but I don’t recommend it. Strong health into your later years translates into fewer medical bills. 90% of how we end up later is determined by how well we feed and exercise our bodies TODAY.
The math is quite simple for escaping the rat race and achieving even a four-hour workweek. Saving as much of your take-home pay as possible, 50% or more, is crucial.
My path is to achieve a savings rate of 60% and combine side gigs with rental income to keep us afloat until we can tap the 401K at age 60. That sort of clarity and confidence in a plan helps you get through those occasional crummy days at the office.
How to Achieve a Zero Hour Work Week: The Catch
It’s not all roses. That’s why I started this blog. Challenges abound, and I’m here to share some of mine and learn from yours too.
Starting, you absolutely must get your partner, spouse, family to buy-in. You’ve got to be on the same page with spending and saving and goals. I struggled with this. Like a puppy with a chew toy, I just dove right into this early retirement stuff.
That didn’t go over so well with Mrs. Cubert. Thankfully, we’re aligned now, but I could’ve gone about the process in a more thoughtful and understanding way.
Just like you don’t go diving head-first into a two-foot deep pond, you don’t dive into early retirement hoping for a good outcome. Do your homework. Prepare. Build in a margin of safety.
I’m not shy about sharing my dumbness here. Nobody’s perfect. This is a journey with a lot of learning ahead. We can start with a four-hour work-week, but let’s aim for zero!