I’ve got to heavily caveat the title of this post. We enjoy TV in our house, but only in very small doses. Cord-cutting continues to be a strong, albeit contentiously defined trend. People are ditching cable, but typically only to switch to dish or Sling or streaming services.
In our household, we’re all about the Apple TV. The tiny little box is the only piece of equipment that sits under our flat screen. During a single hour of nighttime viewing, Mrs. Cubert and I enjoy a little Netflix and a few segments of late shows via YouTube. It’s a decent amount of entertainment for $12/month (Netflix streaming subscription).
We occasionally watch network TV too. A handy high-def antenna grabs all the free channels over the air and delivers shows with an amazing picture. Not that we watch just any shows. The antenna in our house is almost exclusively used for viewing Big 10 football in the fall, since The Biggest Loser got abruptly cancelled a little over a year ago.
Lame, ain’t it?
What TV Was Like Growing Up
Back in my day, TV had its limits. Despite the size and weight of the appliance, the image and sound was pretty crummy. We’re talking 70s and 80s cathode-ray tubes here. Remember those ginormous TV consoles Grandma and Grandpa used to have? A 19″ screen surrounded by a massive oak wooden cabinet to house all those Jim Nabor’s LPs… Angelic voice. R.I.P., Gomer.
Ahh, nostalgia. As a kid I’d wake up early on Saturdays to watch a good hour, hour and a half of cartoons. On weekdays after school, there’d be a daily dose of Warner Bros. and the Flintstones for at least an hour. You could say I took in a lot of repeats over the years.
As bad as 7 hours of boob-tube a week for a kid seems, I wasn’t like Jim Carrey’s character in the movie Cable Guy. I had the luxury of living in an era of free range kids. There was plenty of biking off to here or there, or building snow forts with pals in wintertime.
Besides, when you only have four legitimate channels (NBC, ABC, CBS, and PBS) growing up, your options are fairly limited. Once upon a time, your TV time depended on a set schedule. Soaps during the day, cartoons in the afternoon when the kids got home, news, then sitcoms, dramas, Johnny Carson, the national anthem, then static.
Those days were so simple and choices so limited, you actually had a reason to pull out the Monopoly board every so often. And that was when you knew you couldn’t stand to sit through another edition of Hee-Haw. Today? Today it’s all on-demand, big screen, and high definition. We’ve been seduced by the Dark Side.
It’s either that, or wait for VCR technology to emerge…
The Benefits of No (or Low) TV
With superior viewing technology and a growing library of quality television at our beck-and-call, it’s evermore important to recognize the benefits of pressing the OFF button. There’s more to life than reruns of Gilligan’s Island. No one would argue that. But take away my The Bachelor or Dancing With the Stars? Just you try to pry this remote from my steely grip, fool!
This is the best unscientific list I could come up with. I encourage you to share any other obvious or hidden benefits I might have missed, in the comments of course.
- You save money directly (or as Roy Clark would say, Die-rectly). No or low TV means no cable bill. No satellite TV bill. No cable box burning a few dollars (or more) each month in electricity. You might even be able to sell a TV or two on Craigslist!
- You save money indirectly. No or low TV means no or low advertising, which means no temptation to go blow your money on crap you don’t need. And instead you spend your time reading excellent, informative blogs like THIS ONE. Or reading…
- You enrich your relationships with family, friends, and neighbors.
- You avoid eye strain.
- You sleep better.
- You don’t get stressed out from all the bad news going on in the world. Save that education for browsing while at work.
- Your kids won’t end up like Jim Carrey’s character in Cable Guy.
I still have nightmares from this flick. But it’s such a gem!!!
Since we masquerade as a personal finance blog in these parts, let’s consider those hard-earned dollars saved by TV avoidance. Multiple studies have the average household bill hovering right around $100 a month.
Jimminy Crickets! Who has time to watch 238 channels?!? Or put another way, are you really willing to pay $1,200 per year, or $57,000 in opportunity cost over a 20 year span?
Not I, said the Cable Guy.
All those other benefits are even more substantial than the money. TV is notorious for commanding our attention away from real human beings all around us. The exception to this rule is Super Bowl parties, where no one pays attention to the TV until a witty commercial or Janet Jackson comes on at half-time. Give the remote a rest, and play a no-holds-barred round of UNO with the family instead.
Health-wise? I get back pain if I sit too long watching tube. Not to mention in the evening, after just an hour of Better Call Saul, my eyes start to well up. Those tears aren’t being shed for Hector Salamanca either. It’s because of the eye strain from watching that hideous blue-light machine without blinking enough. I think I need a lawyer…
The Joy of TV
I can’t quit you. Damn Netflix and your ever-improving original programming. The good news is that there’s been a massive infusion of original dramas and series from non-traditional sources over the last few years. This is in response (I think) to the utter dumbing-down of network television with its exhausting reality shows. Big Brother leaves a few cells lighter in the front cortex.
So yeah, the temptation is there to stay plugged in. The key is to moderate as best you can and find creative ways to limit or wean off the mad box entirely. As minimalist as I am personally, I’m not going to advocate you ditch TV altogether. If you live in Minnesota through 7 months of iffy weather each year, indoor distractions are often hard to come by. Besides, State is taking on Michigan in a few weeks!
So in the spirit of Semi-FIRE, simply look for ways to cut the viewing time in half. See if you can find the will to cut the screen size down a bit as well, to open up the room for human interactions. Replace your vapid reality shows with some well-written dramedies or Nova replays. And if you have cable still, time to cut that cord. You don’t want what happened to Steven M. Kovacs to happen to you…