
“Alexa, can you please take all my calls and alert me if anything important comes up? I’ve got some early retirement to do, and I don’t want to be bothered…”
Isn’t the Echo just one more clutter-making device, designed to spy on us and take our hard-earned money?
This is the kind of thing that happens when a birthday rolls around. We’re not the type of frugal family that lives a deprived existence, devoid of all things innovative and FUN.
At one brief point, I fell onto that wagon, but it got boring pretty fast. “That’s it? Just a CARD?!?” I have no desire to be a monk while not living among other monks who get to stare at beautiful mountains in Bhutan all day long.
Hence, we now own an Amazon Echo Plus (Aka “Alexa”). Color me impressed.
Despite pulling what few hairs I have left out of my balding head to get her connected to our Wi-Fi, she’s been a real treat. Did you know you can whisper to Alexa, and she’ll whisper back?? It’s not as creepy as it sounds. Our kids’ bedroom is nearby, and I need SOMEONE to say “Goodnight!” to when Mrs. Cubert hits the hay early.
Beyond whispering, there are lots of really useful features to this handsome tube of circuitry. Let’s explore!
An NSA Listening Device Full of Useful Features
First off, let’s have a look at the device we purchased:
I’m a fan of the new “skins” you can choose from with the second generation of Echos (including a couple of wood patterns to pair nicely with your Eames Lounge Chair).
The new generation of the Echo is not only better for your décor, but it’s also shorter in stature too. Amazon lopped off several inches, so the device now looks a lot less like a can of Pringles or Penn tennis balls. And that’s functionally important if you’re prone to knocking sh*t over from time to time like we are.
After just a couple of days, we’re already mastering the following features with glee. It all begins with, “Alexa…”
…play the news report Et voila! We get 5 minutes of the latest news from NPR. Thank you, Korva Coleman!
…add milk to the grocery list. Add apples. Magically, the items appear on an app installed on our iPhones. No more paper list pads cluttering up the countertop! Just Alexa and her power cord…
…what is the weather? I can’t ride my bike to work without wool socks lately. And my head sock. But also, we walk the kids a few blocks to school, so this helps us plan whether to wear a hat or mittens.
…play Sinatra With an Amazon PRIME membership, we get loads of free music. Plus, we can set up Pandora to work on Alexa. Fly me to the moon, doo bee doo be do.
It may seem silly to you, but the music-on-command feature is what I had my heart set on when purchasing the Echo. Before Alexa, I had to fight for control of the iPad to get Pandora rocking, while the master chef was using said iPad to look up recipes.
Or, the iPad and its Bluetooth speaker were too low on battery, so we went without tunes. What can I say? I love a little background classical, jazz, or acid house music with my steamed broccoli and potatoes. It’s typically “Alexa, play Mozart” at the breakfast table these days.
…lower the temperature to 68 degrees. This one isn’t that useful. Our NEST thermostat is a finely tuned instrument of environmental efficiency, even without Alexa’s bossiness. Still, it’s neat to see the NEST dial change on voice command. Very “Star Trek”.
…what is my commute? I’ll get a rundown of what I can expect on my typical routes when I drive into the office.
and of course,
…call Mom The hands-free speakerphone feature makes this hunk of wonder worth every penny. We’re a family that spends a lot of time in the kitchen, making our meals from scratch. Now we can talk with family and friends on the Echo speakerphone, while our hands are busy with food prep and the kids’ hands are busy with crayons, Legos, or mud.
There are LOTS of other cool features to unpack, but we have the basics down. We’re having fun with the question of the day. And the Amazon Audible feature that reads sound-immersive books to you is slicker than snot.
The Psychology of Innovative Gadgets
So what’s really behind my lack of inner frugal discipline in buying this seductive cylinder (a device that’ll be obsolete in nine months)? For the answers, we need to dig into some psychology. A good read on Business Insider sums it up best:
It turns out that Alexa shares a common trait with other habit-forming technologies like Facebook, Slack, and the iPhone — the Amazon Echo has a great Hook. Hooks …. are “experiences designed to connect the user’s problem with the company’s product with enough frequency to form a habit.”
Uh-oh… We’ve been duped.
My minimalist tendencies are being put to the test by clever amalgamations of voice recognition + Bluetooth + cloud technology. We’re not a bleeding-edge tech family, by a long shot. Our phones are iPhone 6s. We don’t have cable or satellite TV. Our washing machine occasionally does the macarena, and not by design.
Going Deeper…
Moreover, we aspire to a simpler existence free from want of excess status, love, and money. Because those last three things are what’s left after filling your life with all the nonsense on the material spectrum. Heavy…
And no, of course, we haven’t filled our home with crap. Though we are pretty content with our humble abode and modest, paid-off cars.
The thing is, we want to believe that technology will free us from demands and free us from work while providing a little novelty on the side. Life was a bit more frustrating in an era where you had to manually lift the garage door to start (and end) your commute.
Before the era of GPS, we had to rely on paper maps to find a new destination. Half the time those maps were outdated. Half the time you tried to find your destination by ESP to avoid pulling over to read the map…
But even back in those frustrating days without GPS, without garage door openers, and further back, without microwaves (gasp!), society figured out how to relax and enjoy free time.
So what happens when new technology comes along to free up our time for play? We simply backfill that newfound space with more nonsense, like social media, or video games.
Is There Room for Alexa in a Minimalist Home?
Here’s the question for those of us who prefer to sit on the floor cross-legged without rugs, plants, or furniture, in an echo-filled (pun intended) space. “Can we be considered ‘minimalist’ if we plug this amazing device into our lives?” Hmmm…
My argument is this: If it’s attractive looking and doesn’t involve a screen, it’s probably okay. Even better if you find something(s) to subtract from the environment.
I mentioned earlier that our Echo appliance means no more notepads and pens on the bar-top. We can keep our lists floating in the ether. At some point, we can tuck away our Jawbone speaker brick, and bring it out for patio service in the summer months.
But what about privacy concerns? That’s a very good question. We didn’t have to worry about a live mic with our trusty paper notepad and pens. In theory, the Echo’s microphone is dormant until the utterance, “Alexa…” triggers the device.
Hackers will undoubtedly find a way around this, particularly those with last names ending in “ov” on Putin’s payroll. (A little Russia joke for my eastern hemisphere readers.)
The best thing to do for superior privacy protection is to unplug the thing. Or, if you’re like us, just avoid discussing any topics involving criminal plots, even if it’s a run-down of last night’s episode of Ozark.
We’ll have to watch the developments on how devices, like the Echo, shape our society’s tolerance concerning privacy. After Facebook’s godawful recent run of privacy let-downs, we know we can’t 100% trust our electronics. (Is that TV listening to us watching TV??)
Privacy, and one-more-electronic-gadget concerns aside, I’m okay with our newest addition to the family. The other day I discovered the “Relaxing Piano Music” skill. We can now turn our living space into a day spa. Just need to fire up the essential oil diffuser to complete the effect.
Should You Buy One?
The Echo runs for about 100 bucks. It’s money you could use in many other more practical and useful ways, from the vantage point of pure frugality. Those 100 bucks could theoretically grow to $386.97 in 20 years. Zap!
But folks… We’re talking 100 bucks here. Get over it. Some of these newfangled gadgets are actually worth the nominal coin.
Just don’t go hog-wild and fill your house with Echo pucks and smart home novelty. It is okay to occasionally get up off your butt to turn off a lamp, or to see who’s at the front door.
The ease with which we can introduce music into our daily lives makes the “investment” in an Echo worth it for us. We can get help in the kitchen with timers, unadulterated by sticky fingers.
Alexa can even convert ounces to milligrams, or gallons to liters. If the kids need help with a math problem, and we’re too busy playing Candy Crush? Alexa to the rescue!
There is something somewhat hygge about this device. Maybe that’s why I chose to follow up on last week’s “winter survival” post with this topic. The Echo even shares the same profile as a typical wide-based candle. Now if only Alexa could give back rubs…
Now you know why we bought an Amazon Echo Plus. How about you? Do you own one? What are your favorite uses for your little tube of electronic joy? Have you gone hog-wild on the latest and greatest “smart-home” add-ons? Let us know in the comments.
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I just came here for The Replacements reference 😉
Oh man. That must’ve been a subconscious thing after hearing a Replacements song on the radio. But it works great, since I’m coming atcha from their home base in Minneapolis!
one year closer to death = pink floyd in my book. “the sun is the same in a relative way but we’re older; shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Wow. That’s deep, Freddy! You’ve gone and made me comfortably numb.
I’m a sucker for smart home tech. We’ve got an Echo Dot in our room, along with a Google Home Mini for the kitchen. We’ve rented out our house on Airbnb a few times now, and everyone always unplugs the Echo Dot when they stay, haha.
Me too, Kevin. But I’ve tamed my inner Greedo by waiting and waiting for technology to mature into the most useful state. Case in point, the iPhone 6. Does everything I need, even if the battery is crap.
That’s funny how your guests assume you’re spying on them, and pull the plug on your Echo. When we rented a house in Longmont this past summer, we left her plugged in the whole time. You should’ve seen me try to figure out the volume control on that original model Pringle can…
We got Alexa on our FIRE HD tablet. It’s kind of neat, but not necessary. I think Amazon Prime makes a huge difference. We’re not a member. Anyway, we had fun with Alexa for a few days, but we haven’t used it for a long time now. It’s just another unneeded gadget for us. 🙂
“Unnecessary” and “unneeded”. The perfect adjectives to describe the Echo. But you could also add “marginally convenient” and “half-way attractive” with their new models. Again, if it weren’t for the music on command feature, it wouldn’t have found a home in our kitchen. 🙂
We’ve had the Echo at our house since the original one came out a couple of years ago. I love it. Is it necessary? No. Is it convenient? Yes.
We currently have an Echo in the kitchen (that I received free to do a review of a company’s accessory Echo battery pack to take it on the deck or outside with no cords), an Echo in my office and an Echo dot in our basement. Having 3 is fun because you can have it play music “everywhere” and it will play your favorite Pandora station or other music throughout the entire house.
I’m the most frequent user of Alexa at our house. I absolutely love the Echo and use it every day for everything from listening to Pandora and IHeartRadio, to listing to Amazon Music. We use it almost every day to get the weather forecast, and I’ll usually listen to NPR News while I eat breakfast. We also use it for the never ending questions that my 8 year old has about everything under the sun. “Alexa – how far is it to the moon?”. “Alexa, why is the sky blue?”. We use it for our Nest Thermostat as well, for example if it gets a bit chilly. Last year we even used the Echo in conjunction with a Wemo smart plug to be able to turn on the lights on the Christmas tree.
I’m aware that a lot of people are leery of using the Echo speaker due to privacy concerns, and I remember there even being a case of law enforcement getting a search warrant for an Echo speaker to see if it had heard any evidence in their case on it. For me it’s not a huge concern. I have acquaintances that refuse to get one though because they “don’t want Alexa listening to them all the time because it’s creepy.”. Personally, I think the chances of that happening are remote due to the keyword needing to be said, and even if they did get something on there, it would likely bore them to tears.
So yeah, I’m a big proponent of the Echo.
Well-put, Peter. I’m tempted to get a dot at some point for the ambient music in the house feature. That and to tell Alexa to turn the Christmas tree lights on and off. 🙂
It sounds like we have very aligned uses for this device. The morning news flash is like getting your morning briefing from the Secretary of State. 🙂
We have a big one (for the main floor) and 3 dots (for each of our bedrooms on the 2nd and 3rd floor). It has decreased yelling (because you can drop-in and/or use the announce feature), and, for me, it is fascinating to watch my children interact with it. Plus almost all my lights are some sort of smart, so it is interesting to decrease pulling out the phone.
Hey there, Daniel! I am intrigued by the “solar system” you’ve set up. I think, like Peter, I might look into a dot for the living room. Maybe even the office downstairs — to remind the NEST that yes, someone is home, so don’t go into “away” mode just yet.
We have a Google home and by far the reason we use it the most is when we’re cooking so we can easily set timers.
Isn’t that handy? I haven’t tried it yet, but I think asking Alexa for good substitutes might be useful as well. “Alexa, what’s a good substitute for sour cream”, and she says “Greek yogurt, of course!”
Man, I’ve been resisting an echo, but now that even Cubert has one…
I think we would use it for all the things you list, and my seven year old is jealous of her friends who can play music without mom’s phone.
But privacy…and if you have to plug it in every time you use, seems pointless. I dunno. Enjoyed this article in this hot topic in our house. thank you!
It’s SOOO much fun, Raina! Just this morning I had the joy of rattling off “Rock and Roll Part 2”, “The Final Countdown”, and “Ghostbusters” so the kids could get jazzed while getting ready for school.
The Echo is above all else, a really powerful little “play it all” jukebox. The exact kind of thing we all wish we had back in the 80s, but were stuck with crummy tape recorders.
Nope nope nope. But then again, my husband refuses to even turn on the GPS ability on his phone.
So long as you’re using running water, I won’t harp on you (too much!) 😉
I was gifted an Amazon dot and after half a year of use, I finally just gave it to my mother when visiting. I couldn’t figure out what it did differently than my phone. I probably am just missing something.
Still, I love the overall point that when something gives you value, grants your life some simplicity, and fits within the overall anti-consumer or minimalist philosophy you’ve got going for yourself…buy the dang thing. We, the sometimes-too-frugal people of this world, are probably in a position of denying ourselves too many things that would actually help, rather than buying too much.
LOL! That’s okay man. The old generation of dots weren’t as good as the latest. The new ones have a bit better speaker quality and look more attractive.
It really just boils down to this: It’s a glorified and glorious jukebox. One you don’t have to put a quarter into to play songs. And for kicks, it’ll suggest substitutes for recipes if you run out of something (for instance, cinnamon: equal parts allspice and nutmeg. Who knew??) 🙂
Hmmmm…
now you’ve got me thinking.
Though Amazon is pretty threadbare here in Australia compared to the US.
You could be the tip of the spear down under! 😉
Love the “Better Call Saul” pic. Next thing you know, you’ll be tearing apart the house looking for what is causing the electric meter to run. 😉 Alexa!!!
So long as it’s not to find a missing poison-cigarette! :-O
When I first heard of it, I couldn’t believe why people would want to spend that much money (I think it was $180 at that time) on it. Fast forward a few years, and we have one big one and two small ones. And I can’t imagine making do without that 🙂
We play music, set timers and I use Alexa-ifttt-Todoist to vocally add things to my list (to buy and do – I just have one list). Going into the Alexa app to look at the list was tedious for me.
We also got a few Philips Hue bulbs and the Amazon contraption (sorry, I am really bad with names) to make phone calls (including 911) via Alexa.
Enjoy yours!
Haha! We’re on the Echo fanclub together now, BM! 🙂
The Alexa app itself leaves a little to be desired. It takes FOREVER to load on my iPHONE 6. But I’m going to consider a dot for our living room so I can be like Peter and have voice-command Christmas tree lights. 🙂